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There’s a new trend: the hunt for the silliest possible items on Amazon, and the large-scale posting of product ‘reviews.’ I probably shouldn’t participate, seeing as I have a professional presence there, but I guess I see it this way: if having a sense of humor is a bar to working somewhere, not sure I want to work there to begin with.

My plan is to collect them here as I find them, so that if people want, they can bookmark this post and come back to it any time they need some pant-peeing mirth. Without further ado:

Save Your Marriage–How to Stop Divorce (credit to old Eps Fez crewman Gary)

Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant–55 Gallon (credit to my nephew Vann, thank you!)

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (credit, if memory serves, to dear OrionSlaveGirl, thanks!)

Accoutrements Yodeling Pickle

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gal.

Uranium Ore

Playmobil Security Checkpoint

Filexec 3-Ring Binder

Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

Bic Cristal For Her Ball Pen (this one is kind of famous)

Unicorn Mask