Had a little bit of fun today. Everyone on Facepalm seems to be catching a Trojan (and I’m not talking the Tommy kind) that causes them to spam their friends with a supposed link saying “SICK! I can’t believe Miley Cyrus [or whoever] let someone videotape her doing this!” If you’re fool enough to click, you’re the next contestant on The Trojan Is Right–come on down.
I can’t see something too many times without wanting to parody it, so I hunted Youtube for something a lot grosser than whatever was being attributed to Ms. Cyrus: Rosie O’Donnell singing the Maude theme song to Bea Arthur. Posted the link, along with: “SICK! I can’t believe Bea Arthur let someone videotape her doing this!”
And it’s true. If I went on Rosie O’Donnell’s show, I sure wouldn’t let them film it. That would destroy plausible deniability. You don’t admit something of that magnitude, even if CBS News has you on film dead to rights. It’s always ‘alleged.’